I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

The last thing we need is another Clinton to be our President. Believe me, one lowlife was enough. We don't need the lowlife's partner.

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.