People make fools out of themselves in all sorts of ways. No particular qualifications or particular criteria are necessary.
Jackie MasonI am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me, one Jew talking and that's it.
Jackie MasonDid you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
Jackie MasonPredictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.
Jackie Mason