A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

The New York Times does an unbelievable amount of damage because every day television and radio stations along with the rest of media take their lead on the way the news should be presented along with what actually is the news.

Predictions are preposterous.

It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.