A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.

I'm crazy about the fact that the Jewish people should survive because they have so much to contribute and so many values to contribute to the world. It would be a much better world, a much more peaceful and non-violent world if we lived by Jewish values.

Predictions are preposterous.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.