I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.
Predictions are preposterous.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
Honesty is nothin' compared to decency.
I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!