I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.

I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me, one Jew talking and that's it.

Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.

I'm crazy about the fact that the Jewish people should survive because they have so much to contribute and so many values to contribute to the world. It would be a much better world, a much more peaceful and non-violent world if we lived by Jewish values.

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.