I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

I've found that my humor goes over big in London.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.

The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.