Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

Predictions are preposterous.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Comparing what the Democrats offer to what the Republicans offer is like comparing the money I have in my pocket to what Bill Gates has in his.

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .