Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.

America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.

Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

The New York Times distorts and defrauds the news and then claims to be impartial. They never give an even-handed version of the news - that's the last thing they'd ever do.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.