Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers them. So, as a way to decrease their guilt, they try to help the underdog. They think, "Why should I be rich when so many suffer?" They feel better once they run to the party that claims to defend the underdog, the Democrats.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

The Clintons represent the highest level of corruption, but no one has the courage to mention it. Instead they talk about Rudy Giuliani. Over a lifetime of excellent service, there's never been a hint of corruption in his behavior but everybody investigates him.

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

The main problem with the Democrats is their utter negativity. They're made up of schumucks and hypocrites. They also have higher levels of immorality.

I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!