Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.