You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.