The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.