You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.