No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.

Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don't do it. There is someone who would miss you if you were gone. There is a place that you alone can fill.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.