All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.
No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.