"Disappear where?" You know what they say: curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself.

What, eBay isn't good enough for us?

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

My favorite books are actually very complicated - 'One Hundred Years of Solitude', 'Ulysses'.

you plan to fail if you fail to plan

If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us," I said. "Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters.

Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn’t enough fun for him. Kids today are so spoiled.