What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do

Well, that's an evil smile.

I learnt to love reading. And then I started scribbling stories, and I liked that even more.

Don't depend on others to give you strength....Find it within yourself

Some kids get called "bundles of joy" or "slices of heaven" or "dreams come true." We got "the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments." Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.

My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle! I mean, if I’d been looking for proof that she really did love me, this was it, right?

Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)