What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do

Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice and it's a pretty amazing story about several murders inside the military.

Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it.

Not saving you from this storm, mutant,” he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.” His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine. “Oh, good. Yoda captured us,” Fang whispered.

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

I recommend you stick to your own species, Shy Babe." p. 155

Lots of women are gifting themselves with diamonds for their right hand.