You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Surely no other American institution is so bound around and tightened up by rules, strictures, adages, and superstitions as the Broadway theatre.

I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.

The paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.

A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.

Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog

The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road.