You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals

So much has already been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.

Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.