You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Reason is 6/7 of treason.

What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.

Americans want to go to heaven without dying.

Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?