Savings will not make you rich. Only canny investments do that. The role of savings is to keep you from becoming poor.

The chief function of stock-market forecasters is to make astrologers look respectable.

Three reasons not to have a [spending] plan: 1. You're rich enough to buy anything you want and still have plenty of money left over. 2. I forget the other two.

Equality is never given, it is taken.

Auto insurance is a toll bridge, over which every honest driver has to pass.

It seems like only yesterday that savers were dorks. They kept piggy banks. They drove last year's cars. They fished in their change purses for nickels while the superstars flashed credit cards. Today, values have changed. The new object of veneration is not money on the hoof but money in the bank - and the dorks all have it.

Savings will not make you rich. Only canny investments do that. The role of savings is to keep you from becoming poor.