Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Reality is just a collective hunch.