I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don't speak at all, and he'll be friendly to you.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.

I did not support Operation Desert Fox.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?