Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty.
Jay LenoIt's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below 50 percent, that's when we'll be going.
Jay LenoBig scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.
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