They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.