They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.