After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.