My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.