I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.