I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

I model irregular clothing.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.