I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

I model irregular clothing.