I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.