I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes