I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.