I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.