My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.