I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.