I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I model irregular clothing.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.