I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I model irregular clothing.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.