It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.