After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I model irregular clothing.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.