I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.