I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?