I model irregular clothing.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?