I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.