I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.