It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.