My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I model irregular clothing.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes