I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

I model irregular clothing.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.