Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.