I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

The jokes were perfect! Then George Carlin started talking about the seven dirty words you can't say on television, then it evolved into social commentary.

It doesn't hurt my voice or anything because some impressions tear my throat apart. [Christophen] Walken is easy; I can do it in my sleep. They all know it by heart. I did it on The Simpsons. I'm surprised that people still want to hear it.

This is NOT a pretty good business. You cannot be pretty good and be a national headliner. That becomes the allure.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.