People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.

I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.

I started to have panic attacks on stage and my wife just asked, "Why don't you just stop?" I was doing Ghost Whisperer at the time so I was making enough money where I could put it away and she said, "Then, when you go back, you just go up and tell the truth." And it's a lot more tiring.