People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.

I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier.

It's very good to know when you're being lapped on the racetrack, 'cause you've got to put your foot down on the pedal and get going.

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

I know content-wise I leave nothing to chance. I have no anxiety about what I'm going to do once I'm out on stage.