My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.

People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.

'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much

I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

When you do an hour and a half and you destroy, like tonight was great. I had an awesome time. I realized that I'd been up there for about an hour and a half and I realized, "Wow, I'm gonna get out of here without doing Walken." It is a bit of a moral victory.

It doesn't hurt my voice or anything because some impressions tear my throat apart. [Christophen] Walken is easy; I can do it in my sleep. They all know it by heart. I did it on The Simpsons. I'm surprised that people still want to hear it.