The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

We all shared this experience. We all had one brain, we were one giant organism working and having joy. "What about Walken?" Sorry, bro...Maybe I should've done an hour and 34 minutes.

What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.