If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight other guys, it's fun, it's great.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I don't care who knows it but I don't do it on stage. People that disagree with me that are listening to my podcast that are not Christian, I'm not trying to sell them Christianity and I make it very clear.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.