True Yankees are born, not made.

What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."

It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight other guys, it's fun, it's great.

What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier.

I don't care about anybody's perception of me except for the audience.