My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.
I don't have the ability to do a nine-to-five nor do I have the desire to. Stand-up is the only thing that's come completely naturally to me.
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much
What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.