If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking.

The anxiety is, "Are they going to come?" and when you get there and it's full you say, "I'm good. I can stop freaking out." But when it's four days out and they're scrambling to find more radio shows and Good Morning Phoenix and all these weird shows, then that gets very tiring.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I don't care who knows it but I don't do it on stage. People that disagree with me that are listening to my podcast that are not Christian, I'm not trying to sell them Christianity and I make it very clear.

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

I'm going to eventually shoot my own special, because you have to own your own content. My Turn (2003), that's never been released on DVD.