If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.

My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them."

What I've realized in the last year, 80% of my act has already happened to me, and it's not until you retell the story at a party or to a friend or it comes up on the podcast that you, I don't know why I'm not doing that onstage!

When you're on the road, it gets a bit crazy. I've been on the road for about two weeks, and squeezed about 11 shows into 14 days. It's funny, traveling cross country isn't what kills ya - it's driving the two hours to the one-nighters and back. That's what gets exhausting, it gets to the point where seeing your kids is the relief.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.