Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie Dippie Weatherman" on The Tonight Show, I mean, it seems so mundane now, but it was in black and white TV and the whole bit was that this guy smoked tons of grass and was a terrible weather man. "Forecast for tonight? Dark."

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

You don't have to be Willy Loman about it. But, "Airline food is crazy. Hey, what's with these rent-a-cars?" or you go up and talk about how Christopher Walken wanted to know where my dog's tail went. That really happened to me.