You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.

I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

The first time I watched [Keith] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show.

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.