She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.
Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them."
Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.
Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good." If anyone thinks my show was "pretty good," then I've completely failed. I think every comic should think that.