You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

We all shared this experience. We all had one brain, we were one giant organism working and having joy. "What about Walken?" Sorry, bro...Maybe I should've done an hour and 34 minutes.

Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell or Shia LaBeouf or Leo DiCaprio. You're a comic.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

I've always been very open about it. I've been very open about my addiction, about my panic disorder. But I think that transparency is what can separate you from others because I think that is where comedy is going.

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.