There's not a rocket scientist, not a doctor, not an accountant that 30 years in goes, "Oh, now I'm getting it. Now I can't wait to get back out there because I'm better than ever."

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So it is a monastic life, it is very lonely, if I was prone to loneliness. It's a lot like wrestling, no one can throw a block for you, no one can give you a pass. Nobody can hand the ball off to you, it's you only for an hour and a half every night.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.

I know content-wise I leave nothing to chance. I have no anxiety about what I'm going to do once I'm out on stage.