You could teach [George] Carlin in college. It's the construction of the word and the order of things and how they go. How all those sentences are timed perfectly.
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.
People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.
If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.
I don't care about anybody's perception of me except for the audience.