There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

I don't care about anybody's perception of me except for the audience.

When you do an hour and a half and you destroy, like tonight was great. I had an awesome time. I realized that I'd been up there for about an hour and a half and I realized, "Wow, I'm gonna get out of here without doing Walken." It is a bit of a moral victory.

The allure becomes, "Can I make these rooms bigger?" Can I fill these 1,500-seat rooms? Then the allure is, how much, if we're being honest, how much can I squeeze out of it financially?

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

True Yankees are born, not made.