There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

What I've realized in the last year, 80% of my act has already happened to me, and it's not until you retell the story at a party or to a friend or it comes up on the podcast that you, I don't know why I'm not doing that onstage!

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good." If anyone thinks my show was "pretty good," then I've completely failed. I think every comic should think that.

It doesn't hurt my voice or anything because some impressions tear my throat apart. [Christophen] Walken is easy; I can do it in my sleep. They all know it by heart. I did it on The Simpsons. I'm surprised that people still want to hear it.