When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking.

I don't know if you've ever been to England, but as soon as they find out you're from America, they hate you. They just think they're more sophisticated than we are. They're so pissed at us. You know what it is? They're mad because they lost the Revolutionary War, and they should be because there was only like nine of us.

I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.

If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.