When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.

I don't care about anybody's perception of me except for the audience.