I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.
No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
To me, love has always meant friendship.
There is a God, even in Hollywood.