No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
There is a God, even in Hollywood.
Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.