To me, love has always meant friendship.
I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!