Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.
I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.