I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.