Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.
To me, love has always meant friendship.
I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.