Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

There is a God, even in Hollywood.