To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.