To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.