I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I will read anything rather than work.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.