I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.