I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.