Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.
Jean KerrConfronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing.
Jean KerrI thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.
Jean KerrDo you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Jean Kerr