Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.