Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.