Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?