Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.